Other Craptions

This battle of the bands just got way more exciting.

Soon they'll B flat.

Fling us along, I'm a piano, man.

It was immediately apparent which division of the army Elton John fought in.

THIS is how we get music back into our schools.

That's what you get when you learn everything about defense from cartoons and Monty Python...

What began as an innocent dueling pianos act quickly escalated into a violent full blown piano war.

Angry Piano's just wasn't as good of a game.

From the company that brought you Lawn Darts.

"A baby grand crashing through their house will teach them to NEVER fuck with Ludwig Van Beethoven again."

The dream of every 10-year-old who's ever been forced to take piano lessons

These people are going to get some culture whether they like it or not. Load the first piano!

That's not nearly as impressive as the ballista that fires pipe organs.

Beethoven's method became far more erratic after he went deaf.

Juliard was beginning to doubt the credentials of the new piano tuner they hired.

I wonder what Wile E. Coyote's up to today?

Steinway launches their new line of pianos.

"Launch it Sam. You launched it for her, you can launch it for me."

So this is what happens to all those free pianos on craigslist.

You better believe we can hit the high notes.

Steinway to Heaven.

Here at the Acme Piano Company, we rigorously test our pianos many times before you ever see them appear in a cartoon.

I don't appreciate the new neighbors bombarding us with their music at all hours.

Tuning forklift

Have fun serenadin' the castle!

Finally we strike! Guitar Center, MY NAME IS CLASSICAL SUPPLIERS!

Liberace's last will and testament was unusual to say the least...

Bruce Hornsby is in Range

We're on a crusade to get culture into this city ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

Hundreds petitioned the Texan Senator for a last-minute pardon for these unfortunate pianos.

There are easier ways to get into Mordor....

Timmy's longstanding feud with the music teacher became all too apparent during the Science Fair.

They lost against the flutes and trombones. They got outwinded.

Karl Heinz Stockhausen's '800 yard symphony'.

This will get my neighbor to turn his radio down.

It seems like only minority pianos end up on death row

Unemployed pianos huddle for warmth outside of Trent Reznor's recording studio.

The range of these instruments is phenomenal.

Betthrowven

Flock of pianos was never as popular as Flock of Seagulls.

The Black Eyed Keys

Steinwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

"All right - cut the chord!"

"Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger." *BOING* "Run away!"

Sir, your piano will be shipped to you using our new AirWay Express Delivery.

All we need now is five cats, and BAM! We're internet famous.

How to make a wind instrument.

"Wait Fats Domino! It's a trap!"

Well, you did it. You found a more expensive and less effective manner of fighting the war on terror.