Craptions Classics February 05, 2011

Next I'd like to play you a little something I call "12 O'clock".

ShawnStu

Other Craptions

Needs more cowbell.

AssHolyroller

Amish heavy metal is...well, different.

tmoli42

This year's Superbowl halftime show was going to be awesome, but then this guy canceled and they got the Black Eyed Peas instead.

Blinker_Fluid

It may seem over the top but I like to know when dinner is ready, damn it.

Thomas Calnan

"NO, I CAN'T PLAY THE SONG FROM THE CANTINA SO STOP ASKING!"

CaptainTaneil

The Liberty Bell was actually cracked during a Ben Franklin jam session.

RodneyHardman

The Addams Family proudly presents Lurch in "You Rang?" live in concert.

Mario!!!

Dude! You can get a Casio that has a little button that does the same thing.

Malaclips

After the tragedy, the fire marshal said he had know idea why hundreds of people would ignore the fire alarm.

Malaclips

I really don't understand Catholic mass.

DizzleDrizzle

When a bell rings an angel gets its wings. When this thing sounds an angel get savagely beaten and set on fire.

sharonp

♬ Hark, all the bells, Welcome to Hell. All seem to say, "Throw hope away." Blood starts to boil, In pain you toil. Red gushes fast, Flying out your ass. From ev'rywhere, Filling the air. Satan is here, Satan is here. ♬

opey

They shouldn't have let Ray Charles build his own piano.

Redway
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