Other Craptions

If there was only a way to destroy this all in 31 seconds.

From the engineers that brought you the Titanic.

You can't stop me from smoking in here! What are you, a nazi?!

I say we fill it with hydrogen. What could go wrong?

When it came to pleasing his wife, Howard Hughes spared no expense.

There is a thermal exhaust port...here. But the whole thing's going to be filled with hydrogen, so just shoot it anywhere.

"How did your cat get up there anyway?"

"No, I mean it Johnny. Your parents got you the best erector set I have ever seen."

Teddy Roosevelt's attempts at an air force were unsuccessful yet undeniably awesome.

"OH THE HUMIDITY!!!"

More people actually died building the Hindenburg then when it later blew up.

Okay, now to screw these in... Huh?... Where the hell's my Phillips screwdriver? OH, SON OF A BITCH!!!

Some boobs require more support than others.

"The construction is coming along great but some of the guys and I were talking... Shouldn't there be a really big door somewhere in this building?"

The zeppelin: when it absolutely, positively must get there eventually.

“Hey Tom, when you asked me if I wanted to get high, this is not what I had in mind. NOW GET ME THE FUCK DOWN!”

Years of development. Brilliant engineering. But still, I get the sneaky suspicion it's all just full of hot air

The zeppelin was originally invented only as a way to show off the advances in ladder technology.

"Hey, Steve! Are you as egg-cited as I am to be part of this project? This is egg-actly what I--" "Shut the fuck up, Harry."

It's fun to go to the bottom of the ladder and just yell "EARTHQUAKE!"

Workers at the Dolly Parton Memorial Brasserie Factory were happy. Really, really happy.

"Dammit! Hang on, Earl. I think the rivet gun came unplugged again. Be right back. Fuck."

Meanwhile, in Area 51...

"Uh... shit, hey Doug, I dropped my tools, think you can toss those back up?"

Ah, the good old days, when work came before safety and death often came fast.

Not wanting to be out done by the modern world. the Amish community construct their space craft.

“I tell you, air ships are the transportation of the future.” “I don't know Bill, I think the much faster airplane is better. Air ships just crawl. They might be good for advertising though.” “Rick, you just have no foresight.”

The making of the Steampunk Death Star

“Hey you down there. What the fuck does Gary mean by ‘they say were short on wheel stoppers?’"

I spent the last 12 months alone in a hangar on a dubious ladder building a blimp. Goodyear? No, the worst.

While watching this, Dr. Trevor Ericson was inspired to create Viagra. The more you know!

This time, Wild E Coyote thought, this time, that damn road runner won't know what hit him!

Little Johnny soiled himself when he saw it. For that was the master set of all monkey bars. No playground anywhere could compare.

Looks to me like it's cold in the hangar bay today

"Chad, I'm working on quantitative particle displacement. What the HELL are you working on?"

I wonder if he was trying to compensate for something?

"Wait...where are we going to put the bathrooms?"

The Hindenburg! From the brilliant engineers that brought you ladders on wheels!

"Women today can't appreciate how less restrictive modern undergarments are, compared to those old brassieres." --Ethel Merman, 1972

That's no moon...

Too bad they only made the door to the hangar 20 feet tall.

"Don't be ridiculous I'd never ride in one of these things. I'm afraid of heights."

Peter: To the Hinden-Peter! Lois: We've been over this, you can only afford one if you go to work once in a while. Peter: To the Peter-Copter Lois: F*cking idiot.

If only the inhabitants of Alderaan knew what was in store for them....

"Alright... now how do we get it out of here?" "..... Shit...."

When Teddy Roosevelt decided to stop having kids it took months to make him a condom that fit.

"Stan, Fred's up there peeing down on us again. Make him stop. That is so unprofessional, man."

It's a good thing they put a pasty on that sucker. We were dangerously close to an inappropriate blimp shot.

Years later, it crashed in New Jersey, being the second worst thing to happen there since Snooki.