“Mr. Goodyear, I am having a real hard time believing that your son built his science project all by himself.”
If there was only a way to destroy this all in 31 seconds.
From the engineers that brought you the Titanic.
You can't stop me from smoking in here! What are you, a nazi?!
I say we fill it with hydrogen. What could go wrong?
When it came to pleasing his wife, Howard Hughes spared no expense.
There is a thermal exhaust port...here. But the whole thing's going to be filled with hydrogen, so just shoot it anywhere.
"How did your cat get up there anyway?"
"No, I mean it Johnny. Your parents got you the best erector set
I have ever seen."
Teddy Roosevelt's attempts at an air force were unsuccessful yet undeniably awesome.
"OH THE HUMIDITY!!!"
More people actually died building the Hindenburg then when it later blew up.
Okay, now to screw these in... Huh?... Where the hell's my Phillips screwdriver? OH, SON OF A BITCH!!!
Some boobs require more support than others.
"The construction is coming along great but some of the guys and I were talking... Shouldn't there be a really big door somewhere in this building?"