Craptions Classics February 03, 2011

"No Ma. He's my dog. I'll vaporize him."

metsfan

Other Craptions

"Talk? No, Mr. Wilson, I expect you to die."

ChaseMitchell

"I'll see you and your two story tree house in hell, Jenson..."

ThePoop

"Shut up mom, I already have four stars and the cops don't give up at that point."

Ceveron

Rambo had a pretty normal childhood.

lumberjef

Michael Bay's "Old Yeller"

zbeebs

"Lunch money? Hahahahahaha... No I don't have any lunch money today, Randy.... But I did manage to bring ONE OF THESE!!"

ThePoop

"Little Joey from down the block just called. He wants to know if we would like a free t-shirt?"

metsfan

RPG-willickers.

ShawnStu

The first time i shot a load was very different.

burnsabowl

And that's how Johnny earned his Total Destruction merit badge.

Joey_09876

At first it helped a little, but in the end Timmy still had a small penis.

mbacon

€œI want my two dollars!€

Mario!!!

€œJesus Christ, kid! Fine, I€™ll take you to McDonalds.€

satanity

"Well honey, he needs a bazooka. Kids can't aim worth shit."

Thomas Calnan
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