"No Ma. He's my dog. I'll vaporize him."
"Talk? No, Mr. Wilson, I expect you to die."
"I'll see you and your two story tree house in hell, Jenson..."
"Shut up mom, I already have four stars and the cops don't give up at that point."
Rambo had a pretty normal childhood.
Michael Bay's "Old Yeller"
"Lunch money? Hahahahahaha... No I don't have any lunch money today, Randy.... But I did manage to bring ONE OF THESE!!"
"Little Joey from down the block just called. He wants to know if we would like a free t-shirt?"
The first time i shot a load was very different.
And that's how Johnny earned his Total Destruction merit badge.
At first it helped a little, but in the end Timmy still had a small penis.
“Jesus Christ, kid! Fine, I’ll take you to McDonalds.”
“I want my two dollars!”
"Well honey, he needs a bazooka. Kids can't aim worth shit."