Craptions Classics February 02, 2011

€œWhen we finally found the fountain of youth, none of us dared to drink from it.€

satanity

Other Craptions

Michelangelo finished this sculpture prematurely.

Thomas Calnan

"See that bird right there? Check this out! POW! Nailed him!"

This is a statue of Ipisalot, who in Greek mythology chose the worst possible time to look at Medusa.

Malaclips

Aphrodite was upset, but Poseidon explained it had been a long time and it happened to a lot of guys, and really it was a compliment.

RodneyHardman

'Scuse me, while I piss the sky

DrAllecon

America felt they had to turn down France's first gift.

Thomas Calnan

Damn, can you imagine what he'd do to Uranus?

jonnyt

stoned and horny, I know how he feels...

bubblebrain

R. Kelly's backyard.

DizzleDrizzle

What's that Zeus wasn't pissed? Oh, he was pissing. Why couldn't you tell us that before we sacrificed all our virgins?

alchemylord

Never stand at the urinal next to Zeus. Lesson learned.

RodneyHardman

He just saw the Statue of Liberty with the robe off.

Julius_Goat

PeeWorld was soon closed down for health code violations.

Kamikaze Phoenix
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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