Other Craptions

Sure, I've got some skeletons in my closet. And my skeletons have some skeletons in their closets.

After hilarious trial and error, people eventually figured out how to milk animals.

After this, the goat was relieved when God created Eve.

This looks familiar.... wait, that came out wrong.

An uncomfortable silence fell over Mrs. Russell's grade 2 field trip as they entered the hall of awkward deaths.

This was one case Scooby and the gang chose not to solve.

Ok, Jim, why don't you tell me what you THINK a petting zoo is.

We get it Cracked, you went to a museum last November. Get over it.

You can lead a goat to your crotch, but you can’t make him lick it.

These two never made it to the ark

"Kind of a weird wedding present, Dave."

5 to 1 odds this is from a dig site in Alabama.

Thousand of years later, the fossilized remains of Charlie Sheen were fount intact.

Contrary to popular belief goats won't eat just anything.

Nicolas Cage stars in "Goat Rider"

If you are going to fire a museum aide, make sure you take back their set of keys.

His tactic doesn’t work with wives either.

This is what's known as an Arkansas Wedding...

And that was the last time ANYONE ever tried to catch a Fellatosaurus...

"...discovered in the Alps frozen in this position. Cause of Death: Assumed."

Nahhhh means nahhhh! Nahhhh means nahhhh!!!

Things could get a little weird and uncomfortable on some Nights at the Museum.

Carbon dating doesn't always work out.

I tell ya what, osteoporosis really gets my goat!

In an effort to create a good humored buzz, the Munch Museum set up this exhibit directly across from their display of The Scream painting.

The Army of Darkness was more evil than evil Bruce Campbell realized.

The Museum of Unnatural history.

Archeologists originally thought this was an early ancestor of an Ozark native. But then they noticed he was on the wrong end of the goat.

"Everything else I have bought up til now.... But you know what, Ripley!?! I call BULLSHIT on that one!!!"

I'm trying to come up with a craption that's a little humerus.

"Seriously Marvin!?!? You've been at the same shit since November 18th.... It's starting to get disgusting now..."

Bestial skull-fuck sex: the real reason that Humans domesticated animals.

This isn't fucking- it's 'ploughing with style'.

What, Cracked can repost pictures but 87gn can't repost craptions??? Talk about a double standard.

Homo Rejectus eventually went extinct due to what scientists call "not having game"

"You ever bone a goat?" "No. You ever get boned by a goat?"

I'm sorry ... which chapter of Genesis was this part in?

Ok, Lady Gaga, you've crossed a line with your latest music video!

I think the French call it "Bone Ami". But then, they suck.

Of all the thousands of photos, why did Cracked picked this one to repeat?

When grabbing the bull by the horns, identify your objective, create goals to reach it and make a plan of action to achieve each goal. When grabbing the goat by the horns, clamp on with both hands, dig your heels in and PULL!

"Excuse me, Mister museum attendant Sir? I don't think this is really how they make Feta cheese."

There must be easier ways to lose weight.

Stop it Mr skeleton, he's just not into you.

Deja vu?

HOW DO YOU STEER THIS THING!?

Actually, every museum in Kentucky has a display like this.

Nut shot in 3 ... 2 ... 1

Read the sign. It's terrible slash fiction about Jurassic Park, but it's still pretty informative.