Craptions Classics January 31, 2011

The extendo-grab failed to catch Cathy's mother in time

metsfan

Other Craptions

Translated - "Milkman so friend. After bridge fall is little girl hat. Yo-yo trick."

alexzhatter1

Bathroom gender signs are a little confusing in Japan.

DizzleDrizzle

Japan is grossly overstaffed.

CandidLaughter

Due to an unfortunate typo, this was prosecuted as a hat crime.

savinator

On Take Your Daughter To Work Day, young Rose finally learns why all her new clothes have blood stains.

troll_alx

I don't know, Japan - that seems like a difficult way to fish.

Thomas Calnan

In America that girl can get her own F-ing hat.

mbacon

The long arm of the law only reaches so far. Her sister’s hat was saved. Her sister, not so much.

Mario!!!

So, Jill, you say Jack "fell".

ajraven

GO GO Gadget: Hat Snatch!

BrakShow

That one's too young, pal, you should throw it back.

williwan

Translation: It is against federal law to inform the round eyes that we put up stuff like this to fuck with their heads.

Malaclips

Those are the weirdest baby changing table instructions I've ever seen.

MintCondition

“Wow, if I am translating this correctly, it says that all persons are subject to random search, seizure and teasing by the Tokyo Police Department.”

Mario!!!
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