Craptions Classics January 30, 2011

See, this is why nerds and rednecks shouldn't breed.

estomagordo

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Everybody knew sooner or later NASA will have to take budget cuts.

krishnasook

Capital punishment just got AWESOME

DizzleDrizzle

"…and this is the last picture of your Uncle Pete. They named a paint color after him."

Wonkypops

Good thing he wore that safety suit for, you know...safety.

DizzleDrizzle

Science may not be able to cure cancer but it can definitely cure stupid.

DizzleDrizzle

Good planning. They already have the police tape up.

hadleydb

There were actually 3 Wright brothers, buuuut...

DizzleDrizzle

The scientists were surprised to learn that their experimental rocket powered centrifuge often separated urine and fecal matter from their test subjects.

Mario!!!

Where we're going, we don't need roads. Just emergency doctors.

WarrenMockles

I want to ridicule this, I really do, but there's a part of me that keeps saying "That is fuckin' awesome." Well, except for the goofy red suit.

Malaclips

"Please stop" is like the funniest joke in the world to the operator

metsfan

Darwin Awards: The Ride

RodneyHardman

This reminds me of the day when I biked home from the Tuscon chili cook off.

Mario!!!

"Your IQ must be this low to ride."

TimMcDonald
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