Craptions Classics January 29, 2011

Always check what's on the other side of the glory hole. ALWAYS.

ThePoop

Other Craptions

History got it all backwards. George Washinton's teeth were real. It was the rest of his head that was made of wood.

Malaclips

Grandpa I understand you miss grandma but this is getting weird.

foxyfalcon

I'll bet you anything that my first blowjob was worse than yours

zulu

Be sure to brush your nightmares twice a day.

MrBillESQ

Pac Man does not translate to real world very well...

Rhymenstein

Most people are a little freaked out when actually see the Tooth Fairy.

Mario!!!

I want the old Muppets back

CaptainTaneil

4 out of 5 dentists recommend running the fuck away from this thing to their patients who can run.

Mario!!!

"Want to play a game? This room will fill with poisonous gas in a minute. Put your nuts here if you want the key to the door."

Pajaroto

This is what happens when you undo Joan Rivers plastic surgery

Ceriphinz

hmmm... wood, head and a mouth... nope, I've got nothing

iantendo

The solution to America's sex offender problem.

DizzleDrizzle

With Super Poligrip, you can scare the shit out of your Grandpa with his own teeth and be confident that it will hold up longer and stronger than his heart will.

satanity

"Looks like you might have H.R.Gingivitis..."

Kamikaze Phoenix
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