Craptions Classics January 24, 2011

After His fall, the Dark Lord Sauron was forced to swallow his pride and find work wherever he could

jokerswild312

Other Craptions

Of course it's safe, we have a fence up and everything.

Rockout

It's a ride for the retardant kids.

Thomas Calnan

Whatever religion this is I'm fucking joining

TheSicilian

And yet, I can't smoke in a bar.

jtklove

You've heard of a water park, right? Well...

williwan

"Build me an circus worthy of Mordor..."

Sharktopus

I wish more people would set their art on fire.

Mario!!!

Because jump castles are for pussies.

Diasdiem

Sauron may have been evil, but Mordor did have on site child care provided.

GaseousClay

With a rumble, Satan rose to the surface, presented his 4 tickets to the carny at the front of the line, and rode the Tea Cup ride for hours.

bcanders

This jungle gym goes to 11.

Backinblack

Just put some wood chips down. They'll be fine.

Sharktopus

Prior to the trilogy, Tolkien wrote the children's book "The Balrog Goes To The Fair"

Malaclips

Oh crap - there goes Grandpa again, talking about how rough playgrounds were when he was a kid

bcanders
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