Other Craptions

C Mart: Guarded by ninja aliens. We also cash checks.

"Crap. I'm in the blue alien side of town. Better keep a hand on my purse."

Cmart - We use no additives that adversely affect your DNA! In case you were worried about that for some reason.

"I know this is sexist, but let's keep walking and see if we can find a Double D Mart."

It's a common misconception that everyone from Japan, even the aliens, know karate.

K Mart's failure in China was partly blamed on poor advertising.

M. Night Shyamalan realized that he had lost most of his audience in America, so he started making movies in Japan. They still don't make any damned sense.

Yo momma's so stupid that she thought posing for this picture would make her look cmart.

Nobody had the heart to tell grandma that she was wearing grandpa's hat.

Call Agent Mulder. I found the truth out here.

We were shocked when we learned that Nana was sneaking off for porn chat at the Muriwui internet cafe in the C Mart adult store.

Hey kids, if you don't buy from C-Mart, Ultra Man will saw off his own left hand.

C Mart, K Mart's super kung-fu awesome Asian cousin.

I hear their sales are out of this world

In Chinatown "No soup for you" is followed by a throat kick.

Sigorney Weaver (pictured) to star in Avatar shadow puppet adaptation...

Mrs Lee was NOT impressed by the new signage for her dry cleaning business. Not one bit.

Japan's Trojan Man

If the city has a power outage blame the old lady ready to run into the transformer.

Today only: Ninja-Smurf specials.

Whatever they are, I just hope they don't probe me.

Are you a villain out to destroy the world? Need operatives? Try Vend a Ninja, only at C-Mart.

Anal probes are in aisle 8

District 9 needed supermarkets as well

Not Pictured: The sign that says: "D Mart" with the green Lizard on it.

Ancient Chinese C-cret

They have simply the freshest Martian cold cuts in the known universe.

"Excuse me, I'd like to place an order for 3,000 Kilograms of Plutonium."

"C Mart my ass! They didn't have any Coca-Cola, Camel Cigarettes or Cap'n Crunch Cereal. That's just plain false advertising."

"C Mart, Dick. Rob, Dick. Rob." "C Mart, money now, MONEY!" "See clerk's gun? RUN DICK, RUN!" C Mart clerk, fires gun, fires. See Jane hit. "BLEED THIEVES, BLEED!" Sees Jane die. "Alone, Dick's alone." C Mart safe; Dick kills Dick.

Cteve Carrell stars in "Get Cmart"

Handicapped entry at the side. Sewer entry in the back.

They've got a special on Mogwais today.

Craptions Log 2011, Day 23. We get an Asian themed sign outside an African themed cafe. Due to the total ambiguity of it all, I declare it yet another day without an actual Asian. Our long national nightmare continues. (Yes, I see the photo credit.

Father parental unit, our retail merchandise dealership seems to be meeting with some success.

"After I went there, my intelligence increased.... But I became a worse driver."

Japan attempted to make their own version of "Avatar", they also decided to make their own version of "Clerks" simultaneously.

"Now with Grade C Quality Meat!"

Ironically, the owner's named Dave.

We've already lost all our Mom & Pop stores, I'd hate to lose our Queen & Exalted Drone stores, too.

Holy shit! It exists!

If two Atomic Bombs were dropped over us, we'd probably grow more progressively insane too.

"Are you C-ing this? I feel like I've Ceen this before... when I was sailing the the seven C's."---"Have I ever told you how much I hate you?"

That's not a ninja. That's some blue dude doing Vogue.

Brain-Carapace-ON: Apply directly to the brain carapace!

"Customer Tax on, Customer Tax off, Tax on, tax off, tax on, tax off...."

"Remember: Shop Cmart. Shop C Mart."

This reminds me... I need to go pick up a case of warp core drives today.

"Blue Figure sweeps distance for higher prices. NO HIGHER PRICES! Blue Man always correct. Ba-duh-ba-ba-ba-duh.... C-MART! B-SMART!!"