Craptions Classics January 22, 2011

"I promise honey, I will spend more time with the kids"

WabiSabi333

Other Craptions

Somewhere, there's three homeless goldfish.

krishnasook

"Hello neighboring family unit. We just moved in to the housing construct adjacent to yours. As custom we offer you this delicious fruit cake.... Do not fear us."

ThePoop

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for future therapists.

Jackdanni

Daddy, what's an O face?

Jackdanni

"...Actually, we're Methodists."

Chris Berglund

With their biohazard suits firmed sealed in place, everyone got set to enjoy the Amy Winehouse concert.

Joey_09876

"Are you ready to visit Mars, son?" "Dad I don't think this is going to work!" "Shut up son, and go dump the baking soda into the vinegar tank."

Joey_09876

Jokes on us when they survive the Apocalypse.

Chris Berglund

"Now that we all have on our best suits, let's go find you two a new mommy."

RodneyHardman

1980,as envisioned by 1950.

jtklove

"Hey dad?" "Yes son?" "Why do people make fun of us at school?" "Because we're unique son. Very unique."

hadleydb

They should never have let M. Night Shymalan near the Twilight Zone remake.

MattBlack

Before the invention of scientology, families gathered around the fire to cosplay L.Ron Hubbard novels.

Wonkypops

I miss Bill Nye.

WarrenMockles
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