Craptions Classics January 20, 2011

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is eternal damnation..."

ThePoop

Other Craptions

The song failed to mention what ELSE happened while the Devil was in Georgia.

spectre_vampire

Well, it's a good thing they didn't show his dong. Otherwise, that would have been, you know, weird.

alphakennybuddy

Lucifer, Lord of all Unholy lasted about three days on the set of Jackass.

ThePoop

Jesus could turn water into wine... and piss into blood.

Thomas Calnan

Sometimes even Satan forgets his safe word.

tAintMyFault

Who knew "Kicking the Serpent out of Eden" was actually a dick joke?

thelemabot

Next on The Afterlife's Funniest Home Videos.

GaseousClay

Rule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

ericgross

How Mel Gibson pictures the Jews.

Backinblack

Ironically, he's on angel dust.

spectre_vampire

Indisputable PROOF that God is a woman.

Zombiecross

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings... every time you fart, this shit happens...

Backinblack

Walmart takes shoplifting VERY seriously.

jakflak

Well for obvious reasons Satan cannot scream 'Oh God'.

krishnasook
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