Other Craptions

The song failed to mention what ELSE happened while the Devil was in Georgia.

Well, it's a good thing they didn't show his dong. Otherwise, that would have been, you know, weird.

Lucifer, Lord of all Unholy lasted about three days on the set of Jackass.

Jesus could turn water into wine... and piss into blood.

Sometimes even Satan forgets his safe word.

Who knew "Kicking the Serpent out of Eden" was actually a dick joke?

Next on The Afterlife's Funniest Home Videos.

Rule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

How Mel Gibson pictures the Jews.

Ironically, he's on angel dust.

Indisputable PROOF that God is a woman.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings... every time you fart, this shit happens...

Walmart takes shoplifting VERY seriously.

Well for obvious reasons Satan cannot scream 'Oh God'.

"And this is why you shouldn't make fun of the Pope."

David Wong's new translation of the Bible is creating quite the buzz.

"Armageddon outta here!"

They say the figurehead to my yacht is "disturbing".

Genie!! I meant 12 inches...not a FOOT!!

It's not the femdommed snakepenis demon that disturbes me. It's the pope in the back who paid to watch.

It really goes to show that even the Divine Comedy is a crotch shot.

"Had an accident at work? Need to claim compensation?"

"Ok, now come at me with that banana!"

The sculptor thought he would have a hard time finding models willing to have their testicles mashed for nine hours a day, until he found Craigslist.

Well, so much for "Do unto others..."

So I call this one, "Pretty Much What You Did To Me When I Tried To Add You On Facebook And You Ignored My Request"

Satan was an altar boy?

My whole adolescence was pretty much like this. Thanks for the memories.

Let's put this thing in "Night at the Museum" and see what happens.

And hell never fucked with God again.

Visual representation of my pain and anger when applying nair to my balls.

I don't understand why my mom keeps putting this under my bed.

Get behind me, Satan! Wait, on second thought, don't bother.

I'm envious of him. I could never get the courage to kick my mother-in-law in the vagina.

"Red card surely- that was a terrible tackle there by Rooney."

Everyone was shocked at how the Anti-Christ was finally defeated. But then the overlooked passage of Revalations 12:13 which read "Ye shall then deliver thine massive shot to the gnads..." began to make sense.

Sandalous

I like to imagine he's saying "BOB SAGET!".

"Whyyyy are you looking at me, as if I were some kind of MONSTER -- oh, right... "

The deleted scenes feature on the Bible is awesome!

And on the 8th day God went fucking crazy.

When he exclaimed that the Devil made him do it, the onlookers had a good chuckle.

Athlete’s foot commercials keep getting stranger and stranger.

"...And that's what happens when you touch yourself. Good night, son."

"Geez Micheal, I just wanted you to escort him out of Heaven. You've really got some issues."

Can I ask to be taken out of grandma's will?

Satan laughing spreads his wings . . until a kick in the balls shuts him up.

On second thought, let's not go to the Vatican... it is a silly place...

It was then that Frank looked down and realized that it was definitely not a cockroach.