Craptions Classics January 19, 2011

NOBODY expects the Imperial Inquisition!

Mothra24

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"Is Pimp Vader gonna have to Force choke a bitch?"

Jeff Kelly

"I dressed as the two things that scared me most as a child."

ChaseMitchell

Star Wars: A New Pope

hadleydb

The new Pope stunned the Catholic world, first with his attire, and then with his first edict: "may divorce be with you."

jonnyt

Hi, I am Nigerian Lord Vader. Recently I have been cheated out of a vast amount of money by the new Prince Palpatine. I have taken refuge in a neighboring country, but all I ask for is a deposit of 18 trillion dollars....

ThePoop

I am your father... your son, and your Holy ghost

iantendo

Jedi Knight takes Bishop. Check mate. White wins.

Thomas Calnan

I'd laugh, but you know, the strangling.

Kill_By_Deth

If he tries to show you his imperial "probe" droid, just run.

GaseousClay

The Pope of Scientology

Zombiecross

Never let your grandmother make your Comic Con outfit.

tAintMyFault

"Luke! I am your creepy uncle!.... Keep this between you and me, alright buddy.."

ThePoop

Obi-wan has taught you well. Now, what would you like for christmas?

Wonkypops
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