Other Craptions

"Is Pimp Vader gonna have to Force choke a bitch?"

"I dressed as the two things that scared me most as a child."

Star Wars: A New Pope

The new Pope stunned the Catholic world, first with his attire, and then with his first edict: "may divorce be with you."

Hi, I am Nigerian Lord Vader. Recently I have been cheated out of a vast amount of money by the new Prince Palpatine. I have taken refuge in a neighboring country, but all I ask for is a deposit of 18 trillion dollars....

I am your father... your son, and your Holy ghost

Holy Sith!

Jedi Knight takes Bishop. Check mate. White wins.

I'd laugh, but you know, the strangling.

If he tries to show you his imperial "probe" droid, just run.

The Pope of Scientology

Never let your grandmother make your Comic Con outfit.

"Luke! I am your creepy uncle!.... Keep this between you and me, alright buddy.."

Obi-wan has taught you well. Now, what would you like for christmas?

"You know Yoda and Grievous and Windu and Darth Maul...but do you recall...the most famous Jedi of all?"

What's red and black and lonesome all over?

She called him a nerf herder from across the room. Everyone gasped. "Oh no she didn't." Vader put down his purse.

Sith on my face, and tell me that you love me! I'll Sith on your face and tell you I love yoooooou, toooo!

Tired of the negative attention, Darth seeks comfort in his Snuggie.

"No you don't understand. I'm wearing this because my entire wardrobe was on the Death Star."

Father, forgive me for I have Sithed.

Darth Vader - Communist years.

The Empire Talks Smack.

Great a new Star Wars Holiday Special?

"Maybe I should not have eaten all those chili fries. I'm starting to feel a disturbance in the force, if you know what I mean..."

I find your lack of belief in Santa Claus disturbing.

"Wait! I wasn't going to choke you! I just wanted to know if I looked fat in this!"

"I am not the sci-fi icon you're looking for..."

"Look I'm late for work already...Now where the hell did you put my Killing clothes?".

Luca....yo soy su padre!!

For the Sandpeople -- there would be NO absolution...

"Get thee behind me, JarJar!"

Clothes make the man...unnerving.

The day Vader rooted for the Cardinals... Go Cardinals!

You don't know the *urp* power of the dark *belch* dark side (wheeze)

Dagobah? More like GAYgobgah! Tie Fighter? More like GUY Fighter! Alderann? More like All-da-Men! Tatooine? More like- ACH! *GASP* UGH!

Cardinal Fang stars in a gritty reboot of the Imperial Inquisition.

"Luke, I am your Cardinal..."

"Oh, man...What in the HELL did I do last night?!!"

And so Anakin was able to enter the Jedi Academy and kill all the younglings by posing as Santa Clause.

Yes, but does the helmet match the drapes?

Morning sickness was the WORST, and he hoped more than anything that he would at least get the mask off in time...

Darth Vader was color blind! THAT is why he wore black!

I'd join a monastary too if George Lucas decided to make a trilogy about my early years.

This is Eddie Vader, lead singer of the grunge band ImPearll Jam.

After his trial by fire, Vader was a new man...

“I have to dress like this when I come to New York City. You can’t get a cab if your life depended on it in this town, if you’re black.”

Today on “Pimp my Sith Lord,” the Emperor has asked us to give Darth Vader a complete overhaul.

“All I can say to myself after that third trip to the buffet table is, ‘Vader, you should not have gone back!’”