"Ugh, someone got Greece on the walls."
The YMCA doesn't even try to hide it anymore.
If you miss a 'protection' payment to the gay mafia, they first send a warning. A fabulous warning.
I swear the crotch follows you around the room
"I hope this finally brings the chicks around. Because man I love chicks, just, so much."
After much deliberation it was finally decided that the painting would be done above the back door.
"No way! I ALSO like to explore caves!"
Do you have this in 'straight'?
I never needed a safe word for gym class... until now...
"18th of January, 2211 A.D. We have dug up an old large mansion. Currently, we are pondering about the symbolic images in the swimming pool, and who this John Travolta was."
No ... no, this is the first time I've snuck into the women's washroom. No wonder there's always a line up.
"You know what I really want for lunch, Todd? A fat, foot-long Philly cheese steak sandwich. I don't know why."
Good to see Cracked doesnâ€™t discriminate: Yesterday Cheesecake; Today Beefcake.
I said we needed more balls in the gym. What the hell is this?
"Mr. Baranaby, first off I'd like to thank you for hiring a local artist to do this mural at the Boys and Girls Club. It took awhile but I'm done. Secondly, I am required by law to tell you that I am a registered sex offender."