Other Craptions

First my wife bitches at me to do more work around the house, then she bitches at me when I finally get around to painting our kitchen.

Feminine hygiene ads always make me uncomfortable

Billy never knew how to answer the question "What does your mom do for a living"

The outfit says "look at my boobs", but the face says "AND I WILL MAKE DUST OUT OF YOUR SKULL". Still...fair trade.

Mother Time, sick of always being upstaged by Father Time, hired Stan Lee to re-vamp her image.

I don't see what everyone has against Women's Basketball.... Michael Bay and I love it.

In the future, this will replace the Mona Lisa in the Louvre.

Sarah Palin's next campaign poster.

She may abuse balls, but at least she is never late for anything.

Wonderwoman's suffering from PMS!! RUN!!!!!

Extreme time of the month

This wouldn't be so bad if the backetball didn't have it's climax face on.

After her family was brutally murdered, she swore to fight crime as...uhh...I'm sorry I completely forgot what I was talking about.

I remember my grade 7 gym teacher with fondness.

"2 Boobs and 1 Ball.... Just like Tiger Woods."

PBS is getting desperate in their attempts to win back a modern children's audience from Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel. In this episode of "Extreme Time," she bathes with Spongebob.

It's when the big hand sticks straight up and the little hand goes back and forth and back and forth...

It's time to fight crime in my Justice Suit!

"Wake up, Darren! It was all a terrible dream!" "SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO STRIP, YOU ASS!"

I'm twitterpated for she is my dream girl. Plus she would make a nice hood ornament for my car.

Entertainment Weekly gives this show 2 D's.

If only all California Girls looked like this, I wouldn't hate that Katy Perry song so much.

"Eh. I like Women's Golf more."

Maybe I SHOULD be tuning into Sarah Palin's Alaska

Mothra to the rescue!

"Everywhere I look, I manage to see something that reminds me of Pollok."

"It's a sign! It's TIME for a LADY to go EXTREME on my BALLS...."

The customers were always disappointed when literally none of this happened during the ride.

And somehow,this empowering comic for women was only bought by men. Surprising, no. Disgusting, oh heck yes!

If by "extreme" you mean the voluptuous woman's heaving funbags, then yeah, I most wholeheartedly agree.

Her Superpower is Extreme Nagging.

"Don't blame me - you're the one who asked what time it was! Now, do you need help getting up?"

She is serious, and start calling her Shirley.

Well it's Noon Time...in my pants.

My erection, while uncomfortable and useless, is perfectly justified.

After this Alaska passed a law prohibiting Sarah Palin from having any more RedBull.

Timex has a new spokeswoman: Juggernaught.

"Is that you Darren? I almost didn't recognize you without the boobs!"

It was supposed to be a friendly game of basketball, but unfortunately, Nina was a sore loser.

Victoria Secret advertisements are getting edgier all the time.

"Mr. Pollok, your wife has arrived...."

Pleaselettheknotfail, pleaselettheknotfail,pleaselettheknotfail, pleaselettheknotfail...

For his next birthday, Wonderlady was planned to pop out of Leslie Nielsen's cake.

She used to play good D. Since the operation she plays good double-D, at least.

The last of the Titans.

When I first heard Kim Jong-Il made his own rules for basketball, I was a little uncertain. But now? JONG-IL FOR GLORIOUS NBA COMMISSIONER!!

Talk about Happy Hour....

Disney's reboot of Beauty and the Beast never made it past the drawing board.

Sorry, ma'am. I make it a point never to date someone who could bench press me.