Craptions Classics January 16, 2011

Big Bird doesn't like to talk about his brother. No one knows why.

jtklove

Other Craptions

Sesame Streetwalker

RodneyHardman

His fried chicken recipe with 11 herbs and spices wasn't the only secret that Colonel Sanders tried to keep from the public.

satanity

Hi! I'm a Scientologist.... Wait! Don't go!

CzechpointChrly

I got no pimp. This chicken is free range.

Heythatrhymes

The women are actually safe. He just wants to have sex with that car.

Kamikaze Phoenix

They never did tell the story of Big Birds mother. She stood on the corner of Sesame Street every day, doing whatever it took to make sure her son wouldn't go hungry.

ThePoop

By the time Mardis Gras partygoers realized that Tracy was actually on fire, it was too late.

MrBillESQ

With the raw power of steroids, Carrot Top evolves yet again.

Ceveron

The distant cousin of the now extinct dodo, the dildo.

ThePoop

She's got eggs, and she knows how to use them.

hadleydb

You know the nightmare where you are walking in the street with no pants on? It can get worse.

Lewton

Kate Perry's next episode of Sesame Street didn't fare much better.

Pieter

Candy suddenly froze: She wasn't in the nightclub anymore, and this certainly wasn't Las Vegas.

HMS_Ford

"Hey! Weren't you outside of my coffee shop?"

CzechpointChrly
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