Craptions Classics January 15, 2011

"Young Miss, you have a divine right... And your left isn't too bad either."

AssHolyroller

Other Craptions

I'm just glad we have a priest looking at girls for once.

FrankSterling

Later that day he delivered a sermon on her mounds.

Thomas Calnan

Moses parted the seas... and I shall part the D's. So sayeth the lord.

williwan

First came the Stone Age, then came the Iron Age, and then came the Cleav-Age.

Redway

Her chastity belt never mentioned anything about her tits.

MagikSlippers

A Vow of Chastity doesn't mean you can't get a good Motorboat once in a while.

Redway

Proof opposites attract: Every time she kneels, his rises.

satanity

"James. Saint James...."

ThePoop

Bishop takes Queen

OminousKevin

He's sneakier than you think: he's actually checking out her ass.

Pieter

Sweet dreams are made of these?

HMS_Ford

"Duck, duck, duck, duck....ah hell, this is pointless."

dpollok

A truly titillating performance. A Bust See. Two nipples up. The Aereola of Rock & Rolla.

ElSidGroo
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