Craptions Classics January 14, 2011

After finally arriving to the center of the Earth, the crew found Steve. Apparently he runs shit down there.

ThePoop

Other Craptions

Some people overreact when they see a spider crawling on the ceiling.

RodneyHardman

When man invented fire, he invented the hell out of it.

HMS_Ford

Well, that ozone layer isn't going to deplete itself.

Abaddonalpha

We told him that sleeping in a tent would keep the bugs off him, but he insisted that this way was more exciting...

Kamikaze Phoenix

Jake can't sleep without his night light.

jtklove

Authorities are reporting yet another mysterious massive bird death....

zbeebs

Yet when he's on the internet, he is very kind and not confrontational at all.

Mr.Excalibur

You should always be comfortable, even when doing something psychotic.

HMS_Ford

Well, technically yes, he IS a flamer, but he doesn't LOOK gay.

87gn

In the end, the only thing that mattered is that I didn't leave any fingerprints.

HMS_Ford

"...And THAT is how fireflies are born! Any questions?"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

bcanders

"Not the blow job I had in mind," thought Trevor.

Mothra24

"Take that, stupid moon!"

dpollok
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