"Fleeing in panic is so mainstream."
Look, Frank, I know you put a lot of work into this, but - I'm just gonna come out and say it - our superhero costumes suck.
...Whatever it is, I'm sure that Wil Smith will probably fight it.
WARNING: Don't leave your heart in San Francisco.
"Oh, that's just my dummy. I'm a ventricle-oquist." "I fucking hate you, Gary."
Zeus's testicle attracted an entirely predictable crowd of admirers.
I'm not sure what horrible thing is going to happen next, but I am 100 percent behind it.
"I don't care what's behind me. Look at me in the nipple rings when I speak to you."
Hey does anyone know if Carl's gotten back from the Juicy Lucy Juice Bar?
The upcoming Hobbit movie seems to be straying a bit from the book.
With my skimpy shorts and matching Navy hat, I'll surely out-gay everyone he-OH COME ON!
Upon seeing the electric pink bear hat/thong/dishwashing glove combo, Hestia, Greek goddess of dignified wardrobe, tore out her own heart.
The big topic of discussion in Lilliput was whether they were justified in removing Gullivers heart.
â€œHey there pink bear, do you want to go back over there and get stuck between that rock and my hard place?â€
Aorta??? Why I hardly even know her!!!