Craptions Classics January 13, 2011

"Fleeing in panic is so mainstream."

ChaseMitchell

Other Craptions

Look, Frank, I know you put a lot of work into this, but - I'm just gonna come out and say it - our superhero costumes suck.

bcanders

...Whatever it is, I'm sure that Wil Smith will probably fight it.

crusadir

WARNING: Don't leave your heart in San Francisco.

krishnasook

"Oh, that's just my dummy. I'm a ventricle-oquist." "I fucking hate you, Gary."

Versus

Zeus's testicle attracted an entirely predictable crowd of admirers.

Zombiecross

"I don't care what's behind me. Look at me in the nipple rings when I speak to you."

mbacon

I'm not sure what horrible thing is going to happen next, but I am 100 percent behind it.

Abaddonalpha

Hey does anyone know if Carl's gotten back from the Juicy Lucy Juice Bar?

metsfan

The upcoming Hobbit movie seems to be straying a bit from the book.

hanov

With my skimpy shorts and matching Navy hat, I'll surely out-gay everyone he-OH COME ON!

RushAndRuleIt

Upon seeing the electric pink bear hat/thong/dishwashing glove combo, Hestia, Greek goddess of dignified wardrobe, tore out her own heart.

Zombiecross

The big topic of discussion in Lilliput was whether they were justified in removing Gullivers heart.

Rhinotosa

Aorta??? Why I hardly even know her!!!

Backinblack

€œHey there pink bear, do you want to go back over there and get stuck between that rock and my hard place?€

satanity
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