Other Craptions

It takes years to brew one can of Mountain Dew.

But that's not ALL there is to see in Baltimore...

And yet for some reason, no one cared to drink from the fountain of youth.

Goldfish Purgatory

Magneto's lesser known younger brother, Porcelaino, goes on a rampage.

"Urinal world of trouble, Mister!"

It's like 10,000 bowls when all you need is a sink.

It approached the city destroying all in its path. Ironically all who saw it coming shit their pants.

Ironically it's the one sculpture the birds don't shit on.

I'm sorry, I don't respond to toilet humor.

This is not the Royal Flush I had in mind...

No seats down - about a hundred dudes are sleeping on the fucking sofa tonight.

Oh, honey, this reminds me, your mother called.

How in the hell do you miss?

Great exhibit...FOR ME TO POOP ON!

So someone made a monument that's seen more ass than Ron Jeremy? This I gotta see!

No, honey - I love your chili.

What modern artists lack in subtlety, they make up for in stupidity.

Okay, guys. I get it. I'm an asshole. You made your point.

You can tell a man built this. He left the seat up on every single fuckin' toilet.

You know honey, I think we made a wrong turn to Alabama.

Phil Spector demonstrates his "Wall of toilet" recording technique...

A Bidet in the Life

Welcome to Cracked Headquarters! Please mind your step while we remodel.

Sorry Yahoo, but this is not the John Wall I was looking for. I’m going back to Google.

In the early spring, the crappie all swarm upstream to spawn.

Not a single seat left down. Yup, a guy built this.

After Jim burst into flames and melted away the bathroom janitor turned and said "He chose......poorly."

They fired their plungers and urinal cakes, but the beast would not halt its advance.

Deep into the night while everyone slept, out from the radio active lake came the Urinator. There would be no mercy. There would be no double flushes.

I see my wife, tired of my sloppy aim, has decided to take action

Your move kitchen.

A Poonami

KNEEL BEFORE THE TRUE PORCELAIN GOD!!

Flushing Meadows.

Sometimes you just gotta say "Shit or get off the wall."

Welcome to... Flush Henge!

I am going to need a week's worth of Sports sections...

I don't know art but I can recognise crap when I see it.

"We are just flush with excitement, over the new Urinal Exhibition at the Hoboken Museum of Toiletries!"

Hey, it's the org chart from my office

"A man created this." "How do you know." "Well do you see a sink?"

A shy bladder's nightmare.

They each get 10 down votes.

Many Senators fell for the bait...they never had a chance.

Napolean's nightmare. Water, Loo. Get it?

Well, we'll never find Nemo now!

This is what a section of my brain looks like. The section that dreams up craptions.

They crowded along side the glass, their eyes wide with hope, and lids opened in an inviting manner. It was such a tough choice for Fred. They all looked so cute. He closed his eyes and pointed, "That one..."