Craptions Classics January 11, 2011

Somewhere in town is a rival coffee shop, paying this man to stand there.

metsfan

Other Craptions

Is that a menu or a list of safe words?

jtklove

Carl allowed himself one treat every week. He sort of made a big deal out of it.

Julius_Goat

Hey Mom? Yeah, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, I've found Dad...

MrBillESQ

Never have my Confusion, Rage and Erection been so on par with each other.

Mr.Excalibur

This place doesn't serve any transfat. But they do serve fat trannies.

Thomas Calnan

Please donate your used and wanted clothes to the Salvation Army today. As you can plainly see, we are running out of shit to clothe the homeless with.

Mario!!!

"I'll take one tofu dog, please. No bun."

ChaseMitchell

Her Milk Shakes bring EVERYTHING to the yard.

Mr.Excalibur

We need a mascot for our juice bar. Something that kids'll like, but still has sex appeal...

evading_nun

Yes, that is a Help Wanted sign but, uh...

pfelon

Jake froze in mid stride. He'd never believed in love at first sight, but now -- finally -- it had happened to him.

Julius_Goat

"Why can't anybody love me for ME?"

Julius_Goat

The year is 2053. After many successive generations of outdoing one another, hipsters have reached the GaGa apex. God save us. God save us all.

Zombiecross

Eat, drink... be Mary...

bubblebrain
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