Craptions Classics January 10, 2011

Advancements in photo resolution reveal that Hemingway's famed exploits were not quite what they seemed.

ChaseMitchell

Other Craptions

In the official report the Tiger had a gun.

nearly_a_crow

lolcatz were less funny in 1865

zwubu

...and then CalvinBall took a rough turn.

krishnasook

Keep at him men! He'll fold soon enough!

WarrenMockles

It was all quite humorous until Tom sliced his jugular on the cardboard and bled to death.

ChaseMitchell

"Great acting chaps - this should convince our superiors that the German front line is too dangerous to attack. Now, one more, but this time with the shark."

fantastic_rich

“Gerald, it's a rifle, not a club for crying out loud. Are you trying to make us all look like idiots?”

Mario!!!

So what did you do in the war, Daddy?

Julius_Goat

While the decoy kept them busy, Tony the Tiger prepared to tear into the bastards who fucked with his corn flakes.

metsfan

Though Lewis stabbed him valiantly in the stomach, and Chester was awarded the kill for his sharpshooting, only Max was able to get to "third base" with the beast.

Julius_Goat

It may not look dangerous but it's already killed 6 cardboard cut-out children.

Thomas Calnan

After 4 hours of intense combat, a sudden breeze rolled through and blew over the cardboard cut out. A little embarrassed, the four men returned home.

ThePoop

Relax, PETA. We'll draw another one.

Thomas Calnan

"Dammit men! We just weren't prepared for this... The-The creature is.....LAMINATED!!!!"

ThePoop
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