Craptions Classics January 09, 2011

Years later, she finally got the courage to confront Rapey Dwarf.

Zombiecross

Other Craptions

That isn't Snow White. It's my brother, Jay. And if you know what's good for you, you'll tell him he's the fairest of them all.

Zombiecross

Meanwhile, the little Mermaid had planned an all-out assualt on BP.

CzechpointChrly

"...the wicked witch pulls a knife, you pull a gun. She sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of hers to the morgue. That's the Disney way."

Thomas Calnan

Snow White and the AK47 Dwarves.

RTg

You don't ever "Hi Ho" me again.

Papillon

Not as subtle as a poisoned apple, but WAY more effective.

jtklove

"Say hello to my eighth little friend!"

Pieter

Shit, Disneyland has really heightened their security.

Mario!!!

This is not what they expected when they allowed gays in the army.

krishnasook

Snow White and the Seven Ways to Die

Redway

You won't like her when she's Grumpy.

FatBoySake

The Dwarf Ultimatum

DougK

This Christmas... Snow White... runs red.

PopeAwesomeXIII

Never bring a poison apple to a gunfight.

Wonkypops
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