Craptions Classics January 08, 2011

I thought she looked a bit mousy too, but this is just mean.

RushAndRuleIt

Other Craptions

Beheadings were a much longer process before the invention of the guillotine.

Thomas Calnan

True to their word, Arizona catches their first Mexican.

PopeAwesomeXIII

After the fall of civilization, the game Mousetrap became a deadly, horrifying death sport.

jakflak

All your alternate accounts are no help to you now, are they?

Heythatrhymes

Where's Admiral Ackbar when you need him?

RodneyHardman

Let the punishment for stealing cheese fit the crime!!!

bubblebrain

Tryouts for the World's Strongest Man competitions are not as interesting as the main events.

Redway

"No Jim, I swear. There's a really small picture, but you have to lok reallllllly close.... closer...." *SNAP* "Ohhh man! I got you good dude!.... Now sleep Jim. Sleep."

ThePoop

Kids get your very own White Trash Mousetrap! -- And if you act now, a complementary trash can will be included! (White Trash sold separately)

Rhymenstein

Sure, you've built a better Gothtrap, but, sadly, they'll only build a better Goth.

jonnyt

What happens at Disney World stays at Disney World.

87gn

Alfred dawned his talking billboard costume once again. Today he would sure as hell pass out flyers with enthusiasm. But then e began to break out in a cold sweat. Memories of last time flooded into his brain....

ThePoop
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