Craptions Classics January 07, 2011

"Why won't my dad wave to me?"

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

The Browns are looking tougher than ever this year.

Zombiecross

Ok, I'll admit it. I just don't understand cricket

bcanders

You wonder how a short guy like Napoleon could rise to the top of the French army ... until you see the rest of the French army

bcanders

White men can't jump...but boy, can some of them ever prance!

Mr.Excalibur

It is technically impossible not to make a gay joke here.

Julius_Goat

With a mild gust of wind, Latvia's national army was defeated.

ThePoop

"Keep it together," Mark thought to himself, "it's prance, twirl, spin thrust, dodge. I don't want to embarrass myself like I did at last week's show"

bcanders

I wish M. Night Shyamalan would stop making movies

bcanders

I think it is bullshit that Synchronized Flouncing isn't being recognized as an Olympic sport in 2014.

Julius_Goat

"Sweep the leg, Johnny."

jtklove

The Japanese remake of 'The Longest Yard.'

Brett-Butler

Survival Journal Entry Day 12: "Had we only known we could have prepared. Our ammunition just....doesn't work. I fear I have but only minutes before they sense my out of season jacket-vest. The Flamboyant Zombie Apocalypse is among us...."

ThePoop

Ok, enough already with this "Glee" crap!

Backinblack

It didn't work for Cpl Klinger and it won't work for you guys either. It's off to the Middle East with the lot of you!

87gn
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