Craptions Classics January 06, 2011

India, having difficulties with its space program, decides to orbit the planet on land.

LilMcGil

Other Craptions

Shipping Rosie O'Donnell's custom vibrator was quite an ordeal.

GaseousClay

It turns out that a communist agenda was the true function of Conjunction Junction.

metsfan

Check off 'Fly Train to Moon' on NASA's list of "Shit we can do for the hell of it."

ThePoop

It reached the tunnel, and my Innuendometer finally exploded the fuck up.

savinator

"Where we're going we don't need rails..."

bubblebrain

Some Transformers are hard to spot when in disguise. Others are sort of attention-hogs.

Julius_Goat

Clearly, things have escalated since yesterday...

jonnyt

The failure of the Alabama space program was caused by their inability to understand the concept of "up".

jtklove

The little engine that could? Fuck that. Here's the little engine that DID.

Julius_Goat

We're gonna make damn sure that THIS is the last train to Clarksville.

savinator

The Polaris Express

bubblebrain

Denzel Washington and Chris Pine in... Unstoppabler.

GaseousClay

It’s the world’s only intercontinental ballistic railroad.

Mario!!!

Pay attention, terrorists. We're goin' old school.

Abaddonalpha
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