Craptions Classics January 05, 2011

"Uh..Sorry New Jersey..We took a vote and well...we just can't take it anymore.."

Discorocks

Other Craptions

And just like that, Todd's Boy Scout troop had become a nuclear power.

CavalierX

Gentlemen, we've done it. We've weaponized the dick joke.

bcanders

When it didn't launch, no one wanted to admit it was due to Projectile Dysfunction.

Sharktopus

In Israel, they would be "terrorists"...but in the South, they're Hobbyists.

Mr.Excalibur

Apparently, the US Army has adopted corporate America's practice of Casual Fridays

bcanders

Your move, Wiley Coyote, your move.

Backinblack

I'm hungry - I'm just gonna press this big red button that says "lunch"

bcanders

...and somewhere, Dick Cheney is touching himself.

jtklove

That's a humdinger of a resignation letter, Bob

bcanders

The Small Penis Support Group on their weekly field-trip.

Mr.Excalibur

The Alabama/Mississippi border war is escalating. The rest of the country looks forward to their mutual annihilation.

jtklove

This is gonna be the best 4th of July ev--

Ceveron

This explains all the dead birds in Arkansas.

jtklove

Most of General Awesome's BBQs ended in the destruction of a foreign country.

ThePoop
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