Craptions Classics January 03, 2011

I like to kick back and relax after getting blown too.

GaseousClay

Other Craptions

I passed the time waiting for my flight at Heathrow Airport by blowing bubbles... I got really good at it.

Thomas Calnan

Get clear skin with Proactiv!

savinator

"The terrorist blew himself up in the terminal. There were no injuries."

savinator

When the Silver Surfer and the Invisible Woman fell in love, their offspring was completely useless.

oskhen

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop huffing helium."

jtklove

Great. Now because of this one idiot, none of us can bring our 80 ft. clear human balloons onto flights.

Julius_Goat

Always travel light.

Backinblack

I'm afraid his condition is terminal.

savinator

What's worse is the Invisible Bowel Movement.

HMS_Ford

"Call the cops. We've got another floater."

jtklove

Much like the way sharks use algebra to catch sea lions, jellyfish use complex differential equations to design their camouflage as they lie in ambush to destroy humanity.

dpollok

He's teleported here from the future to mock our antiquated transportation system. Prick.

Mothra24

"Due to a complex algebraic anomaly, you have been selected to be searched... No sir. We swear it's not because you're 40 feet tall and transparent. That'd be racist..."

ThePoop

This is what happened to people who drank too much Crystal Pepsi.

hadleydb
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