Other Craptions

I passed the time waiting for my flight at Heathrow Airport by blowing bubbles... I got really good at it.

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"The terrorist blew himself up in the terminal. There were no injuries."

When the Silver Surfer and the Invisible Woman fell in love, their offspring was completely useless.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop huffing helium."

Great. Now because of this one idiot, none of us can bring our 80 ft. clear human balloons onto flights.

Always travel light.

I'm afraid his condition is terminal.

What's worse is the Invisible Bowel Movement.

"Call the cops. We've got another floater."

Much like the way sharks use algebra to catch sea lions, jellyfish use complex differential equations to design their camouflage as they lie in ambush to destroy humanity.

He's teleported here from the future to mock our antiquated transportation system. Prick.

"Due to a complex algebraic anomaly, you have been selected to be searched... No sir. We swear it's not because you're 40 feet tall and transparent. That'd be racist..."

This is what happened to people who drank too much Crystal Pepsi.

Never fly Trans-Lucent Airlines.

Looks like I won't be needing this organ donor card anymore.

Well, at least being transparent means he's beyond suspicion at an airport. Bet they harass him anyways.

Ghost Riders in the Airport.

"So . . . this is enlightenment. Fuck me, I didn't bring a magazine."

You are clear for takeoff.

Oh shit, he's gonna sit in front of me.

Glass people who live in stone houses shouldn't . . . throw . . . I think I messed it up.

Helium addiction: How high is TOO HIGH?

Mr. Bubble certainly gets around...

Ha Ha. Very funny sir. We're still going to need to molest and irradiate you before you get on this plane.

"Don't worry ma'am, The Ghostbusters are on the case!"

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"And Ladies... He's FLEXIBLE!"

Drunk with power, the Ghostbusters began hauling spirits away just for loitering.

"Welcome to See-through Hovering Airlines Resembling Kevin Bacon. I hope you'll find the flight aboard S.H.A.R.K. to be most pleasant. Now enjoy the on-flight movie, 'Hollowman.'"

And that was the last time Roman Polanski was allowed to design an emergency slide.

The terrorists developed a new invisibility method of getting on planes undetected. There were side effects however.

"HOLY FUCK!! SECURITY!! SECURITY!!!!!- This man is in possession of nose tweezers...."

Harry Potter and the Toke of Invisibility

Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...

This was later seen loitering near the Ladies' Restroom at the Greyhound bus station in Boise, Idaho.

It was boarding time once again, and like every other time no one came aboard. Nobody trusted Giant Clear Naked Man Airlines.

In a few seconds, a hole will pop in the bottom, spreading toxic gas everywhere. Then, everyone will know that The Joker has joined Al Qaida.

They say you can take zero-G flights nowadays, but this is just ridiculous.

Directly below is a statue of a pigeon.

A TSA x-ray scan revealed this passenger was smuggling an arrival and departure schedule board in his body cavity.

I swear, I have nothing to declare.

Your attention please, all snow-bound passengers intent on leaving the airport must do so by Astral-travel only.

"Charlie, look at this. Not only have we been tagged by graffiti vandals but my god! They're masters of perspective as well...."

"That was the strangest plane I've ever been on, but BOY were those nuts good."

By the look of him, I'd say he's been flying coach.

"Boarding gate 3B, 3C- ah! Here we are. Terminal 3D. Wow....."

As soon as the life raft in Gay Sex Party Airlines accidentally deployed all my suspicions were confirmed...

Well, the sculpture looks to be a pretty accurate representation of the human male, although he seems to have lost his baggage.