Craptions Classics January 01, 2011

this monument was built to honor the people who died building it

something247

Other Craptions

It's art until a hurricane or tornado; then it's shrapnel.

Zombiecross

Sure Glass Man was a great superhero until villains found out that his one weakness was pretty fucking much anything

sgt.salt

Well at least we know that when it breaks we have a giant dustpan to pick it all up.

yeeeaah

Jenga: Crystal Silicon Death edition.

Deleterious

"In case of emergency, break glass"

Moose_

If you can climb to the top, you win a free funeral.

confission

And that was the LAST time Magneto drank Red Bull.

stimpy42

Every new version of Microsoft Windows is just built on top of the previous version.

confission

We finally found out why tornadoes always tore screen doors off of trailers when the weather made...this.

jakflak

The result of a pane stackingly boring day.

spafil

"Meth - It's a powerful drug!"

Discorocks

The Hiroshima Memorial tends to freak people out.

Mario!!!

We told the Flash to stand still while we built his statue, but he just wouldn't listen

DiscipleofBob

John was a window cleaner, and he had the same horrifying dream every night

sgt.salt
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