Craptions Classics December 30, 2010

Finally, a dustpan large enough to hold my hatred of modern art.

WisePapaSmurf

Other Craptions

It's already got a couple of my Craptions in it.

Warren Tilson

Transformers attempt to blend in with a typical American household.

metsfan

Why? Because dust-elephants are serious fucking business.

bcanders

You've heard of sham-wow. Now, prepare for broom-holy-fuck!

bcanders

As promised, sweeping reforms. Thanks Obama administration.

87gn

And....another art major enters the work force....

jakflak

One man's trash is another man's . . . no, no, wait, it's still trash.

Julius_Goat

You know what I hate about this exhibit? That stupid line of dirt you can never get in the dust pan.

bcanders

This is as exciting as it gets at the International Janitorial Museum.

Mario!!!

Listen Chuck, all I'm saying is that maybe you could've used the only two shots from your Gigant-o-Gun a bit more wisely.

Mr.Excalibur

"No Professor, you gotta give me that extension...You wouldn't believe what happened to my term paper!!"

Discorocks

I think it's great that we're finally erecting monuments to the contribution of women in society.

ShawnStu

Tired of being outdone by Swiffer, a deadly revenge is exacted

Chris Berglund

Upon seeing Mike strike a threatening pose, the giant dropped his dustpan and broom and then ran for his life.

Mario!!!
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