Craptions Classics December 29, 2010

Shouldn't he be using a brush, or is that redundant?

Backinblack

Other Craptions

I see the Anti-Blowjob PSA campaign is off to great start.

Mr.Excalibur

Even in their art, the British have bad teeth.

Mario!!!

This will really liven up the nursery

Ceveron

"Mr Gorbachev, floss that wall!!"

ThePoop

This isn't what al dente means. Christ, if you don't know Italian, why don't you just admit it?

bcanders

"GODDAMMIT, Brad! That is NOT what I meant by nasty oral. I'm...I'm leaving you."

Sharktopus

I wonder if he's using enamel paint.

lumberjef

"OK, so now all I have to do to finish my community service is to remove the gum stuck to the subway walls, like the judge said. Oh. Shit."

Julius_Goat

Dammit, Michael Vick defaced my canines.

savinator

Sure, it looks good now, but is the artist going to come back every night to floss?

Julius_Goat

Finishing touches on Mt. Rushmore were as accurate as humanly possible.

Sharktopus

Too cheap to buy advertising, Dr. Smith promotes his dental practice by tagging walls all over the city.

Eat_Sith

Not pictured: Mick Jagger's lips.

Backinblack
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