Other Craptions

I see the Anti-Blowjob PSA campaign is off to great start.

Even in their art, the British have bad teeth.

This will really liven up the nursery

"Mr Gorbachev, floss that wall!!"

This isn't what al dente means. Christ, if you don't know Italian, why don't you just admit it?

"GODDAMMIT, Brad! That is NOT what I meant by nasty oral. I'm...I'm leaving you."

I wonder if he's using enamel paint.

"OK, so now all I have to do to finish my community service is to remove the gum stuck to the subway walls, like the judge said. Oh. Shit."

Dammit, Michael Vick defaced my canines.

Graffitteeth

Sure, it looks good now, but is the artist going to come back every night to floss?

Finishing touches on Mt. Rushmore were as accurate as humanly possible.

Too cheap to buy advertising, Dr. Smith promotes his dental practice by tagging walls all over the city.

Not pictured: Mick Jagger's lips.

Well, I can't say I like it, but it is incisive.

Faces of Meth: The Mural

He didn't have the grades to get into Dental School, but James hoped that with his liberal arts degree, he could come close.

"Why on the wall of the soup kitchen? Because I want hobos to know they're welcome here, that's why."

On the third tooth onward, you could tell the paint fumes were getting to the artist.

Oh! When you said "Cavity Search", my heart initially sank!

Always check what waits for you on the other side of the gory hole. Always...

Me, well, I'm a boob man myself, but whatever floats your boat I guess.

This Artist just wants to get "All up in your grill"...

Wow, the Truth campaign will do anything to get the Ghetto Kids attention. Well, at least it isn't a ventriloquist act.

"It's actually an advertisement for Jeans!"

After the painter had finished, vandals came in and gave the teeth root canals with turpentine.

Coming soon from Disney Pixar: Teeth! With Patrick Stewart as Ol' Wisdom and Justin Timberlake as Chrissie Crown.

Can you believe... His day job is frying burgers on a Grill?

Nine out of ten dentists will walk right past this thing without a glance.

"Well, you look like the teeth in the picture, but how can I be SURE you're my blind date?"

All in all it's just a, giant fucking mouth on some Wall...

That's the last time I ever go to Dali Dentistry!

They finally found a dentist willing to work on Sarah Jessica Parker's teeth.

I call this piece: 'Don't chew rocks'

No, no, you fool. You are suppose to be using enamel paint

He's got teeth, he knows how to brush them... (apologies to ZZ Top)

When Gulliver turned to cannibalism, he cunningly disguised himself as train station grafitti to earn his meals.

And when I put these under my pillow I will be a gazillionaire!

He must be a horrible ventriloquist. The wall's mouth would never move.

"As soon as i finish the wisdom teeth I should realize this looks like shit."

And this, baby dinosaurs, is why you don't even start using meth.

... and like the mighty shark, when an artist loses his teeth, they're simply replaced with these.

Ok, it's right here. Here's where you have lettuce stuck between your teeth. Do you think you can find it now?

"How do we give ours kids nightmares, but at the same time teach them about oral health?"---"I got an idea!"

4 out of 5 dentists agree. The fifth was fed to Canine the Holy One.

I said I was looking for BIGFOOT, not somebody's giant ventriloquism dummy. Nevermind.

When the city saw Karl's latest masterpiece, they gave him plaque. You heard what I said.

Finally, a proper Tribute to Jimmy Hart -- the mouth of the South!

"S'awright, Johnny?" "Yes, s'awright, Señor." "You should paint with me, is easy." "Easy for you, for me ees very deefeecult!" "My painting of you is nice?" "Oh yes, ees very nice, si."