Craptions Classics December 28, 2010

America's public libraries experienced a renaissance thanks to a new PSA campaign, "Read Novels, Get Bitches."

ChaseMitchell

Other Craptions

"P is for the Pussy that I get left and right. I is for the Inches that she'll suck down tonight. M is for the Money that she forgot to bring. And P is for more Pussy 'cause it's good to be that king. Good night, kids."

Sharktopus

"I'm sorry ladies, but my 2011 Priority Taxonomy Schedule shows that you still come after Bro's.

Julius_Goat

Have you ever searched all the way to the end of your cable channels?

williwan

Pimpin' ain't easy. But let's face it, it ain't that hard, either.

Julius_Goat

Nice try, but church is still boring.

pfelon

Being able to read can get you a lot of perks in third world countries

metsfan

Knowing the importance of the 18-35 year old male demographic, Jesus made his second coming a little more bad ass.

tAintMyFault

"Embargo? Hahahahahahaha.... I think we'll do just fine." ~ Fidel Castro

ThePoop

“Welcome back to the swingers bible hour. I’m Reverend Flash. These lovely ladies are Sisters Mary and Marley. And now let’s get back to that groovy Sodom and Gomorrah tale shall we.”

Mario!!!

It's grainy and inconclusive, but in the background is perhaps the only documented photographic evidence of legendary Clothed Ron Jeremy.

Julius_Goat

I'm so glad that Lavar Burton got replaced on Reading Rainbow.

dpollok

Gandhi: The Musical

bubblebrain

Best reading of "A Christmas Carol" ever!

Rhymenstein

"... and so, kids, that's how a bill becomes a law!"

HMS_Ford
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