Craptions Classics December 27, 2010

Janie... you should leave him... the guy's a parasite...

bubblebrain

Other Craptions

Your move, Dr. House!

Rhymenstein

"Everyone at the party knew Jenny had a sketchy sexual history..."

Discorocks

Her Match.com ad said she had an infectious personality.

pfelon

"Soon," thought Grebulon, "The human males will fall for my lure."

siteuser4201

Finally, someone answered my requests for giant mitochondrial porn.

Mario!!!

Nuva-Ring isn't for everyone. Ask your doctor.

williwan

You know what they say...once you go protozoa, you'll always be back for mo-a.

dpollok

"I asked him to win me the teddy bear. My boyfriend's an asshole."

Julius_Goat

No more jumbo shrimp for me, they go right to my hips.

savinator

"Excuse me, miss? Your villi are showing."

Bator

"Look! Jean's back from Chernobyl!"

CzechpointChrly

Call that a balloon animal? This is a balloon animal...

bubblebrain

Apparently, Susan is in heat again...

AssHolyroller

You idiot... I wanted an orgasm... not an organism

bubblebrain
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