Other Craptions

Say what you will about the packaging, it's still the best damned bag of potato chips I've ever had.

Does this come in a blue dress? I don't want to look too gay.

Note to China: See what discouraging female offspring gets you?

It was supposed to be a Mina Harker doll from Dracula, but the Japanese misunderstood the term "Transylvania".

There's something fishy here...no way is she a natural blonde.

Babes in Thailand

"...penis sold separately."

What? No strap to secure you junk to you buttcrack? What a ripoff!!!

When I grow up, I wanna be a bearded construction worker, just like mommy.

North Korea begins its undercover infiltration.

I wish this had stayed lost in translation.

Terrorists have learned how to pass through TSA security without getting a pat down inspection.

"If it wasn't for the "Adam's Apple", we'd have never caught him..."

Just like 3D TVs need to be sold with special glasses, this thing also comes wit a set of Beer Goggles.

Don't forget a strapless bra. Otherwise you'll just look rediculous.

Warning: Choking hazard for children

Now just pull her teeth out and she'll be perfect.

"Sometimes you just shouldn't use Craigslist..."

"I meant a "G" instead of a "T"..... Not Tranny Sex

So which set are we getting? The pre-op or post-op?

The Step Off Bitch dress up kit. For men.

"Do you have one for Scottish people?"

Goldie Locks and the three Bears had a major plot line difference in Japan.

In the Thai language, "It rubs the lotion on its skin" is considered a charming opening line.

In all seriousness, I think this a Japanese Halloween costume. Really.

Me so hairy

Pictured: If Vegas private stripper ads were honest.

On second thought, let's not turn Japanese.

*Batteries included* "Wait, what?!"

"The only true cure for Priaprism..Thanks Amazon.com!!"

Finally, Asian men the world over can know what it feels like to be stalked, stared at and eventually drugged

Is that stubble, or is it a swarm of angry bees covering your face?

"Jim, Holloween was 3 months ago. How long are you planning on wearing that?" "As long as it makes me happy!!"

I never knew my ex-wife was a celebrity in Asia. She never said anything...

The Lady GaGa Playset (penis not included).

500 years later, the drag army conquered the universe.

This new Japanese ad is just oh-so-very stubble...

Nice, but does it come in brunette? I insist on my carpet matching my drapes.

"Do you sell Manly-pads?"

I stopped watching Star Trek after the episode: "Star Whores".

The "next Shirley Temple" had a little too much Red Bull.

It got REALLY awkward when his sister showed up at the party dressed the same.

Heteros to the left, gays to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

It's not a costume if it's a best seller in April

Marilyn Manroe

Perez Hilton liked this product so much, he bought the company.

The "happy ending" is when you get to go home

Yes! Now I can look just like Justin Bieber.

"And that's how I met your mom..." "You mean dad."