No, no honey, I'm not shopping, it's a caption contest, see? Why are you crying?
Say what you will about the packaging, it's still the best damned bag of potato chips I've ever had.
Does this come in a blue dress? I don't want to look too gay.
Note to China: See what discouraging female offspring gets you?
It was supposed to be a Mina Harker doll from Dracula, but the Japanese misunderstood the term "Transylvania".
There's something fishy here...no way is she a natural blonde.
Babes in Thailand
"...penis sold separately."
What? No strap to secure you junk to you buttcrack? What a ripoff!!!
When I grow up, I wanna be a bearded construction worker, just like mommy.
North Korea begins its undercover infiltration.
I wish this had stayed lost in translation.
Terrorists have learned how to pass through TSA security without getting a pat down inspection.
"If it wasn't for the "Adam's Apple", we'd have never caught him..."
Just like 3D TVs need to be sold with special glasses, this thing also comes wit a set of Beer Goggles.