Craptions Classics December 26, 2010

No, no honey, I'm not shopping, it's a caption contest, see? Why are you crying?

Ceveron

Other Craptions

Say what you will about the packaging, it's still the best damned bag of potato chips I've ever had.

Abaddonalpha

Does this come in a blue dress? I don't want to look too gay.

dpollok

Note to China: See what discouraging female offspring gets you?

dpollok

It was supposed to be a Mina Harker doll from Dracula, but the Japanese misunderstood the term "Transylvania".

DlifeofRiley

There's something fishy here...no way is she a natural blonde.

John Donegal

Babes in Thailand

Chris Berglund

"...penis sold separately."

Discorocks

What? No strap to secure you junk to you buttcrack? What a ripoff!!!

dpollok

When I grow up, I wanna be a bearded construction worker, just like mommy.

danaconda

North Korea begins its undercover infiltration.

ThePoop

I wish this had stayed lost in translation.

Mario!!!

Terrorists have learned how to pass through TSA security without getting a pat down inspection.

AssHolyroller

"If it wasn't for the "Adam's Apple", we'd have never caught him..."

Discorocks

Just like 3D TVs need to be sold with special glasses, this thing also comes wit a set of Beer Goggles.

Redway
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