Craptions Classics December 24, 2010

Santa would find himself on the FBI's naughty list this year

metsfan

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At the North Pole, no one can hear you scream.

Fkelleghan

"This is the worst Hannukah ever."

CzechpointChrly

Rob Zombie remakes The Santa Clause

bcanders

From the upcoming ABC/Hallmark Special: Daddy was Killed in a Coal Mining Accident, but Mommy is a Taxidermist and Christmas is Saved!

jtklove

Our father would often wear Santa's dead face skin around the holidays.

williwan

Day 217 of captivity: It is now August, the cookies and milk have run out and the children feed me reindeer.

Abaddonalpha

PLEASE INSERT DISC TO RECEIVE APPROPRIATE COMPENSATION...HO..HO..BZZT..HO....

Sharktopus

"Here you go, children, it's what I've given you every Christmas. Nightmares!"

Versus

Unfortunately, the children mistook the Soul Collector for Santa.

HMS_Ford

And like that, all the magic was gone

metsfan

"Eva, you're on the naughty list this year, but so am I."

Versus

"It rubs the peppermint on its skin, or else it gets the coal again."

dpollok

What part of "you better watch out" did you little morons not understand?

savinator

"These were the only two children FORCED into opening presents!"

Discorocks
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