Craptions Classics December 23, 2010

In an ironic twist of fate, the twinkle bus was ticketed for having both headlights out.

Hasselhoff

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What are the odds that the Twinkle Bus would broadside the Twinkle Bike? Crazy.

Versus

Ma'am. Can you describe the vehicle that hit you?

bcanders

... or, we could feed the homeless. I'd like to call to a vote which motion the city will implement to convey the Christmas Spirit.

bcanders

Your move, Kwanzaa.

indie114

Robots in disguise, MY ASS.

Sharktopus

Well, pedestrians can't claim they didn't see it coming.

DlifeofRiley

Next on Pimp-My-Public-Transport-System

bcanders

I wish Jerry would stop driving that god damn bus around in the middle of July.

Abaddonalpha

What do you mean I'm distracting other drivers?

ToxicRevolver

Some say that Ken Kesey is still out there somewhere, riding the lonesome highway . . .

Julius_Goat

OK, cops, let me get this straight. THIS bus exists, and you're searching Willy Nelson's bus for drugs?

Julius_Goat

"I'll wait for the next one, thanks."

fantastic_rich

I see Batman's sidekick, Robin, finally got a ride of his own.

bcanders

"Don't Drive, Don't Tell."

Chris Berglund
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