Craptions Classics December 22, 2010

You can't get rid of herpes. I've tried.

BowToTheBard

Other Craptions

Is that what a female orgasm looks like? I've never seen one before.

bcanders

Dear mom and dad. Dropped out of college. Had to pursue my dream...

indie114

Still not as painful as waxing.

EnzoHonda

Gentlemen, she has achieved clitoral supernova.

ChaseMitchell

Hey, doctor, it burns when I do this.

bcanders

You call that a vibrator? This is a vibrator...

bubblebrain

You idiot... I said angle grind the VOLVO!!!

bubblebrain

We get a lot of static electricity from out carpet, too.

savinator

The Flash impregnates yet another woman.

metsfan

Snatch Crackle Pop

savinator

Is someone grilling tuna?

GaseousClay

Silly woman. That's not how you fix a car.

bcanders

So ... is ... is this a tipping situation?

bcanders

She found her GE spot.

savinator
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