Craptions Classics December 21, 2010

You think this is disturbing, wait till you see the part of the statue greeting commuters at the underground subway station.

sptsjunkie

Other Craptions

Yes, let's put spotlights under it, just in case no one sees it...

Robertbert

GREETINGS! I am the GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ...eh, screw it. Mind the gap. Mind the gap.

JenniferJob

You lied and stared at Medusa at the same time again, didn't you?

Mr.Excalibur

Japan's head of transportation.

GaseousClay

"We have just arrived in Watergate Station."

Tcmjuk83

"YOU THERE, PITIFUL HUMAN WRETCH! Is this the 2:15 to Tokyo?"

Alex Palmer

Granite, he can be a schist sometimes, but really his bad attitude is all talc.

RodneyHardman

When you stop to smell the flowers, are they horrified?

lumberjef

As if public transportation needed to be MORE unsettling.

MattBlack

"Next stop: Kyoto train station. Please stand clear of the closing doors. I AM ICHIGO, MASTER OF SCHEDULING!"

Sharktopus

"What do you mean there's no room for me on the train? Is it because I'm a foreigner? Hm? Is that it?"

oskhen

That's one fucked up sundial.

lumberjef

Doug could never stick to a plan. Like when he started sculpting a statue, and stopped before it was done to build a train station instead.

Pieter

The trains are running a head of schedule.

Thomas Calnan
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