Craptions Classics December 19, 2010

The Salvation Army shows they are not to be fucked with.

scottcsmith

Other Craptions

In the lost Epilogue to "Lord of the Flies" the children have to be put down after they fail to readjust to society.

RodneyHardman

Another village successfully "liberated."

HMS_Ford

That was the last time Eminem directed his daughter's school play.

dpollok

"I tell you it doesn't add up, not unless there was another shooter over on the grassy knoll."

satanity

You'll come for the battle, but you'll stay for St. Agnes' cookies.

MCWiggins

I wish that someday they would re-enact the oldest profession, rather than the second oldest.

HMS_Ford

Final score: British Imperialism 10, Icelandic Aboriginals 0

Mothra24

the bakery decided that a "Closed. Please call again" sign was soooo passe

sgt.salt

Fine! I'll do the dishes tonight! God, why does everything have to be such a big production to you?!

bcanders

"Well, after this the Germans ought to be real pushovers!"

HMS_Ford

Loincloths are not the best body armor.

dpollok

Holy Crap! St Agnes closes at 4:30?!?

Skullhead881

Warning: Santa is sick of your shit

Nem0

Don't musket me, bro!!

Zombiecross
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