"This better taste good - I ordered it nine months ago!!"
I think so Brain, but where will we find a doll head at this time of night?
Stephen King's ratatouille
Before she went to bed, Cindy made sure to leave a snack for Satan Claus.
Well, we have a rat problem now, but at least our baby problem was solved.
Dear Clarise -- I put some leftovers on a plate in the fridge -- Yours Truly -- HL
I don't know what this is but I'm guessing Angelina Jolie will adopt it.
Not many people know that, in their childhood, Splinter and Krang were best of friends.
Don't worry, the baby died from rat poisoning so those vermin won't be a problem for much longer
Travel Tip #126 - Be cautious when ordering food in a foreign country, and never leave your children unattended.
"Ok, so maybe the dingos DIDN'T steal your baby...."
What some people think stem cell research looks like.
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree, but it's the thought that counts.
Honey, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, you'll have to do the dishes again. The good news is, you won't have to change the baby anymore.
And from that day forward, the hospital changed their policy. If the father was blind, he would not be allowed to cut the cord.