I'll admit it China. Your checkers confuse me, but your chess pieces are downright badass.
Bruce Lee's mueseum of "Famous things I have enjoyed kicking".
Even the Terra Cotta Army had a Special Ops force.
My lawn ornament can kick your garden gnome's ass.
The Chinese equivalent to our Pink Flamingos is more awesome, but just as tacky.
Must...not...make...tasteless..."they all look the same to me" joke...
Asian scarecrows are...impressive.
"Quick! The American weapons inspector is coming! Make the robot super soldiers look like artistic sculptures or some shit!"
Well, they're more believable than Jaden Smith.
It's nice to see Bruce Lee's memory is being treated with respect.
This is the only way I can get three bars on my cell phone
Turns out they do play Monopoly in North Korea. Everyone gets the same game piece and when you pass "Go" 200 dollars goes to the Glorious Leader.
As a final test of their mastery, the Kung Fu students had to bust a move and move a bust at the same time.
You'll have to repaint these guys. I said I wanted vermilion and this is clearly cardinal.