Craptions Classics December 15, 2010

I'll admit it China. Your checkers confuse me, but your chess pieces are downright badass.

Abaddonalpha

Other Craptions

Bruce Lee's mueseum of "Famous things I have enjoyed kicking".

Maslow

Even the Terra Cotta Army had a Special Ops force.

Werewolfblitzer

My lawn ornament can kick your garden gnome's ass.

jtklove

The Chinese equivalent to our Pink Flamingos is more awesome, but just as tacky.

Mr.Excalibur

Must...not...make...tasteless..."they all look the same to me" joke...

Zombiecross

I'm kungfused.

hadleydb

Asian scarecrows are...impressive.

jtklove

"Quick! The American weapons inspector is coming! Make the robot super soldiers look like artistic sculptures or some shit!"

Zombiecross

Well, they're more believable than Jaden Smith.

lazyrayfinkle

It's nice to see Bruce Lee's memory is being treated with respect.

Thomas Calnan

This is the only way I can get three bars on my cell phone

bcanders

Turns out they do play Monopoly in North Korea. Everyone gets the same game piece and when you pass "Go" 200 dollars goes to the Glorious Leader.

Abaddonalpha

As a final test of their mastery, the Kung Fu students had to bust a move and move a bust at the same time.

jonnyt

You'll have to repaint these guys. I said I wanted vermilion and this is clearly cardinal.

pfelon
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