Your move, Christianity.
The Last Catbender.
Puss n' Buddhist
Ascension: I achievez it.
I want tuna. I want liver. Mao Mix, Mao Mix....please deliver.
"This is the worst telescope ever."
Yes, they're all neutered, and we're even thinking about getting the cats fixed too.
I'm in ur templz, achving nlightnmnt.
Yeah, I gave up on the Buddhist thing a while back. Cat training - now THAT'S how you score with chicks
While the other monks were meditating, Joe was chasing pussy.
Sim believed that true fasting required constant temptation.
Why? Because I can't bend fucking spoons. That's why.
Buddhists - reincarnation; Cats - 9 lives; Coincidence?
Some monks can navigate the astral plains...others...do this.