Craptions Classics December 14, 2010

Your move, Christianity.

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The Last Catbender.

hadleydb

Puss n' Buddhist

jonnyt

Ascension: I achievez it.

Zombiecross

I want tuna. I want liver. Mao Mix, Mao Mix....please deliver.

jtklove

"This is the worst telescope ever."

Linux fan

Yes, they're all neutered, and we're even thinking about getting the cats fixed too.

williwan

I'm in ur templz, achving nlightnmnt.

spectre_vampire

Yeah, I gave up on the Buddhist thing a while back. Cat training - now THAT'S how you score with chicks

bcanders

While the other monks were meditating, Joe was chasing pussy.

lumberjef

Sim believed that true fasting required constant temptation.

ChaseMitchell

Why? Because I can't bend fucking spoons. That's why.

williwan

Buddhists - reincarnation; Cats - 9 lives; Coincidence?

bcanders

Some monks can navigate the astral plains...others...do this.

Mr.Excalibur
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